NOW…before every male reader attacks me and calls me a hater…let me start by saying YES, I think she is HOT…HOWEVER….not only is her face/bod HOT…but I also think there is something HOT between her legs, and by HOT…I mean HUMID with a side of MUSTY!!!
Welcome to The Smelly Vagina Club Kate Upton
Now I am not a swimsuit model, just in case anyone was confused…
The fact that she hangs out by the ocean leads me to believe that just like LeAnn Rimes, she is masking her tainted twat with the overwhelming smell of low tide!
You look like one of those girls that thinks because she is pretty, she doesn’t have to go the extra mile.
Like you def brush ur teeth only once a day, prob suffer from oily dirt face when not in front of the camera, and u DEF go at least 3 days at a time without showering!!!
Also, I think you may go light on deodorant.
Oh and that video of u dancing – STOP!
I also believe you to be a closet whore with chronic yeast infection issues, adding to ur thunder down under…
So Kate Upton, please polish your pungent poon, a pretty face is a terrible thing to waste!!