This is why I hate u…cause u make me wanna vomit for starters!!
Who raised u?
What exactly do you think us unsuspecting innocent women are going to do when we hear the words “hey baby, uh, I wanna lick ur fine ass”???
Do you think we are going to walk over to your delivery van/bicycle/jack hammer and drop drawers and bend over???
The words “Hey Mommie” followed by kissy noises and teeth sucking does NOT make me wanna take ur hair net off and have my way with u!! JUST AN FYI…
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say walking over to a woman on her way to work whispering sweet nothing like “hey baby can I holla at u” IS NOT going to get u any poon.
My theory is that this worked for one dirtbag and men decided it was fair game.
Now I will admit on a rare occasion I enjoy a long look from a hot cop, or a hello from a hard hat toting beast, but it is RARE that they are hot and it is RARE that they are NOT RUDE!!!
Just cause I have tits and have to walk the streets of Manhattan does that mean every man has the right to talk to me like a hooker???
And it’s not just the blue-collar guys I’m picking on here – I LOVE them, I own one myself…
YOU MEN IN SUITS are most of the time WORSE!! Get behind ur desk and surf internet porn or jerk off in the bathroom please, cause when I’m on my lunch break and you and your investment banker friends say things like “I would like to eat that” I want to stab you with a pencil…stop hiding behind ur Ralph Lauren dick lick!!
One day I’m gonna walk up to one of you cat calling cock knockers, seductively lick my lips, press my body against you and knee the shit out of ur balls!