UM..okay…so assuming you have a vagina , I think its safe to say its unkempt and stinky!
Number one…you let Lindsay Lohan play in there, and lord only knows where that girl’s hands have been!!
Number two…you live, act, and look like a dude, SO, that being said…I have come to the conclusion that you rock a full bush. Now everyone knows my thoughts on full bush…
You don’t even clean under your finger nails, so chances are you have sludge between your folds.
I have an idea, instead of spinning the hits, how bout you spin the dial on the hose and wash your cross dressing cooter!!!
The scary thing is, sometimes you look like a cute 19-year-old boy, and I find myself feeling dirty, dirtier then your LOHAN LUNCHIN LOCK BOX!!
So SaMANtha Ronson, Welcome to The smelly Vagina Club…keep your hands off Ms. Diaz…heard shes got the herp!