The only time I could stomach you was when you played Hayley Vaughan on All My Children. I think the fact that you were of normal weight then helped your likability by about 75%.
WTF is up with your breast-plate? I wanna throw darts at it…you def look like Peter Pan naked, lucky for you, your husband is the same size as my 10 yr old nephew, or else you would look like a kidnapped pre pubescent boy when your out together.
Besides the whole skin and bone factor, there is the whole stiff jaw/lock-jaw thing you have going on when you talk. What up with that? Botox gone wrong? I’m confused?!?
ALSO…your straight up ANNOYING!!! Your voice, the way you speak, your delivery…everything about u sucks balls. I much rather listen to Kathie Lee talk about her geriatric husband then listen to u any day of the week.
And I’m sick of seeing you on those TD bank commercials, I keep praying that Regis karate chops you in the middle of one, but it has yet to happen.
And THIS Kelly Ripa IS WHY I HATE U!!
I would have loved to add you to The Smelly Vagina Club, however, I don’t get the sense that you have crotch rot, BUT, if I had a Fucking Annoying Bitch Club…you would be a shoo in for Prez!